unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

gryffindor-chick:

pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

I would like to punch someone in the face

I’m going insane

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

Remember who the real enemy is.

(Source: sstilenski)

(Source: dordes)

THIS. MOVIE. LOOKS. AMAZING.

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

(Source: icanlift)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

School taught me a lot of stuff, but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes.

excuse me who the hell is adding proper capitalization and punctuation to my posts im having u taken to the police